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"Sun demands no reason to shine;
Water demands no reason to flow;
A child demands no reason to be happy;
Why do we need a reason to laugh?”

-Dr. Madan Kataria

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 S T A N D - U P   C O M E D Y  . . .

    

Steve Durkac holds the distinction of being the only ordained minister to have braved the stand-up comedy stage, on purpose! (We hope- for the sake of the calling.)

He has performed clean comedy for churches and for business groups. You can be assured that your group will laugh without any offense!

He will make you laugh until your side hurts, just as if you are sitting in that comedy club, however, he'll do it while giving you valuable inspiration to equip your workforce, empower your caregivers, or encourage your patients.

 

Laughter is the closest distance between two people

- Victor Borge


"Steve has a funny way of sharing stories from his years as a pastor, hospital chaplain, evangelist, Bible salesman, growing up in a family of five adopted children, a parent of four children, and as a transplanted Toledo, Ohio Yankee doing ministry in the deep South.

 

You'll laugh as he shares about his church potluck introduction to the Southern vegetable called, okra.

You will role in the aisle contemplating his quick wit one-liners. Your side will hurt when he talks about his daughter's questions on gray hair, no hair, and ear hairs, and his country shopping spree on Valentine Day for extra-strength gas relief pills and thong underwear will leave your spleen on the floor!!

Voice accents and expressions from this Chaplain of Comedy will have you laughing in tears! From Tony Soprano to Monty Python to his what if Bob Dylan sang...

"Then there was the time in Clover, North Carolina when I thought God was selected me to be the next Billy Graham,...until I had to run to the restroom and forgot to turn off my high tech latest gadget - a lapel mic!

I once officiated a funeral with the help of another preacher, who decided to comfort the family with an analogy that their loved one really isn't there at all - "Why he is just like a shell of a nut with the good stuff gone!"

Then there is the time I baptised the old Norwegien man whose old country custom caused a Spanish church to rush into the water to save him, there is that prayer request for a "Not just any car, but a big brand new Cadilac" (which tuned out to be an a 70's Grande Torino), and many, many, more!"

 

Certified Laughter Leader

As a Certified Laughter Leader, Steve's performance is unique with its addition of therapeutic laughter exercises that will have your group laughing for weeks!

Interested in a simple Laughter Program to help your group de-stress? Visit the Laughter Program page for information. 

 

 

Sound clips from various performances...
 Heart patient visit...  Laughter exercies snipets...
 Billy Graham wouldn't do this...  Laughter types...
 Thongs and Gas-X...
             

Sound clips of some of my old comedy bits... 

 Could have ended...

 The temple of the Holy...

 If I were schizophrenic..

 My medical disorder..

 No peace with Steve...

 Political correctness...

 FedEx and the cemetery...

 Christian Scientist at...

 If your wife is always...

      

        

 

Sound clips of some of my accent/voice bits... 

 If Bob Dylan sang "How Great Thou Art"

 Mafia Voices of Vinny and Gordon Arguing

 If Bob Dylan sang "Back in Black"

 Monty Python's Holy Hand Grenade

 The Moturary Hour Radio Show

 If Bob Dylan sang "Crazy Train"

 Ozzy Voice

 Pot Head Phone Call

 Jamaica Man Commercial

 Indian Merchant Commercial

 The Rappin Chaplain

 ABC Carpet Cleaning Call

                

 

Steve Durkac's Voice/Accent Talent Page Here

 
    

© Copyright 2006 by Steve Durkac. All above recordings and voices/accents made solely by Steve Durkac  for the purpose of sample Voice Talent and comdey marketing only. All rights reserved.

 

   
                         

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